Typical Day in the Life of Baby Anisa

5:00 AM - Wake up...cry

5:20 AM - After 20 minutes of mommy trying to console me, decide I may as well go back to sleep.

6:00 AM - Cry. Mommy looks extra sleepy, so I cry extra hard just in case she can't hear me. Big brother comes and comforts me.

6:07 AM - Big brother is now tired of me and puts me down. Cry even more vociferously. Mommy picks me up, but mommy's eyes aren't open.

6:30 AM - Daddy comes home. DADDY! :)

7:30 AM - Mommy and big brother leave home. :(

8:00 AM - Eat breakfast. Devour entire jar of baby food in 5 minutes.

8:30 AM - Nap... I'm pretty tired after being up all morning.

8:35 AM - Decide that even though daddy worked all night and is probably pretty tired, I need his immediate attention.

9:00 AM - Nap with daddy...this time I may let him get a few hours.

11:00 AM - Enough napping for daddy...besides, I'm hungry.

11:30 AM - Daddy took too long preparing my food, so I am expressing to him how much I don't like that.

12:00 PM - 5:00 PM - Eat-bottle-sleep-play-eat-play-bottle-poop...wonder why daddy's eyes are so glassy.

5:00 PM - Mommy! Big Brother! :)

5:01 PM - Big brother picks me up.

5:10 PM - Wonder what is taking mommy so long to pick me up.

5:13 PM - Cry because mommy hasn't picked me up yet.

5:20 PM - BOOBY! Yay!

5:30 PM - Daddy leaves :(

6:00 PM - Dinner! Peas! Yum!

7:00 PM - Bath...Scream every time mommy has the audacity to touch or try to comb my hair.

8:00 PM - Fall asleep with big brother.

8:00 PM - 12:00 AM - SLEEP

12:00 AM - Wake up, cry, nurse...put fingers in mouth...go back to sleep...

12:30 AM - Wake up, cry, nurse...put fingers in mouth...go back to sleep...

1:00 AM - Wake up, cry because my gums hurt...mommy picks me up...put fingers in mouth...go back to sleep...

1:30 AM - Wake up, cry because mommy put me back down......mommy picks me back up...put fingers in mouth...go back to sleep...

2:00 AM - Wake up, cry because I want to sleep and nurse at the same time...nurse...go back to sleep...

2:30 AM - Wake up,cry because the milk is coming out too slow...get frustrated...go back to sleep...

3:00 AM - Wake up, cry because there's no milk left. Cry inconsolably for 10 minutes...put fingers in mouth...go back to sleep...

3:15 AM - Wake up, cry because my butt is wet or poopy, get changed by half-sleep mommy, nurse...put fingers in mouth...go back to sleep...

3:30 AM - Wake up, cry because I want to be held...get picked up...put fingers in mouth...go back to sleep...

3:45 AM - Wake up, cry because I don't like the way mommy is holding me...mommy puts me down...put fingers in mouth...go back to sleep...

4:00  AM - Wake up, cry because I cant find my fingers...

4:05 AM - Put fingers in mouth...go back to sleep...

4:30 AM - Wake up, cry for absolutely no reason...put fingers in mouth...go back to sleep...

Repeat...